some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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