"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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