so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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