ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Are we still banned from the library?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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