Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I am naked and annoyed.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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