Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
my poor anus
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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