She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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