dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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