.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
