Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she peed on how many people?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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