We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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