Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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