who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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