he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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