Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just had sex bonerless
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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