just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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