hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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