Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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