Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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