Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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