Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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