He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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