I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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