He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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