try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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