guys are not supposed to queef...right?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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