I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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