Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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