I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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