Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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