The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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