when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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