its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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