I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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