how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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