The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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