Dual....:-)
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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