Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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