I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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