Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I am available for nakedness
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
