quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?