Do you still have your period?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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