whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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