They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We have started to decorate penises.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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