its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
