we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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