girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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