I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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