what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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