STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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