She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I am one with the molecules
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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