what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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