I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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