The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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