Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Boobs speak an international language.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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