But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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