..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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