can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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